I am positive he meant that small telephones – as soon as beloved and cherished – are doomed to make a comeback at a time limit. The time is now!
What does Nietzsche must do with Nothing?
This very Monday, April 1, two manufacturers (Sony and Nothing) got here up with the identical thought for April fools’ – a cellphone that is smaller than a bank card, but massive sufficient to not be swallowed by accident.
Here is Nothing’s April 1 prototype. They name it the “Telephone (2a) Micro” and current it with the “Measurement does not matter” slogan:
Here is Sony’s April 1 prototype. It is dubbed “Xperia 5 V micro” and so they say it is “Small however mighty”:The Sony group goes a step additional: “This pocket rocket of a smartphone has a tiny digicam that packs a punch”, including that “precise dimension could differ”.
Joke’s on you, Sony. Additionally on you, Nothing. For followers did not fall in your knee-slappers; they fell in love with the concept of a micro-phone.
Not a microphone, however a micro-phone

I am not exaggerating after I say that folks love the concept. Each Nothing’s and Sony’s X/Twitter posts are chock-full of people who find themselves mesmerized by the prototypes. Additionally, among the many “I would like this in my life” kind of feedback, many do declare they’d purchase these gadgets in a heartbeat.
Listed below are among the feedback:
I do know it is April fools however I am going to purchase it instantly.
— manaf (@manaf_hashimi) April 1, 2024
Jokes on you, many would purchase it.
— Szabó Béla (@Hun_Bela) April 1, 2024
That is simply April’s fools nonsense, but when it was actual, and never stupidly overpriced, many would go for it. Telephone makers these days prefer to fake that anybody desires a freaking phablet of their pocket.
— Luís Pinto (@luispinto23) April 1, 2024
Why is that this a joke and never actuality? Screw the dearth of market demand. I would like this precise factor.
— Nathan (@slightlyusedpsx) April 1, 2024
Bear in mind the small telephones of the 2000s?
(and the way we betrayed them with our present 6.8-inch bricks)
Ah, small telephones. No touchscreen, no quadruple digicam bumps on the again, no 6,000 mAh capability batteries. Do you bear in mind them… and the way cool they had been? Beneath “cool 2000s individual” within the dictionary, there is a picture of a gal (or a lad) with a Nokia 8210 (or a Motorola Razr V3).Possibly you do bear in mind the bite-size cellphone craze, however in all probability you do not, particularly if you happen to’re beneath 30.
Having a late Nineteen Eighties, Nineties cellphone (even one with a built-in battery) got here in helpful if you happen to bought to defend your self – this stuff had been arduous and heavy! However, as troublesome because the Nineties had been, it was merely not very sensible to hold round such a brick in your pocket.
With know-how evolving by the day, it was solely pure that chips (and handsets) bought increasingly compact and having a humongous cellphone was now not a standing image. Abruptly, you had been approach cooler if you happen to rocked the smallest doable cellphone on the market. The compact form-factor was a logo of cutting-edge know-how.
Within the 2010s, the development shifted dramatically towards bigger screens to accommodate superior options like web looking, social media, and video streaming. We betrayed the concept of cellphone compactness. Which is not so unhealthy – 6.8-inch screens are wonderful, if you do not have a laptop computer or laptop, or a pill.
Compact and small telephones are nonetheless being made, however they’re considerably greater than their predecessors. Additionally, they’re enormous compared to Nothing’s and Sony’s April 1 prototypes.
Okay, not so small!
If it’s good to check your limits and your sanity, you are able to do so with the Zanco tiny t1, what’s maybe the world’s smallest cell phone.

This handset (that is in all probability too massive of a phrase for this prisoner-tailored cellphone) weighs 13 grams (0.46 ounces). It has a 200 mAh battery that lasts for greater than 3 days on a single cost. It packs a 0.49-inch OLED show (hehe!) with 64 x 32 pixels decision.
It comes with a numerical keyboard, however you want surgeon precision to kind with a 100% accuracy on it.
Although this product is actual and might be purchased for roughly $50, let’s get actual and speak concerning the micro prototypes from Nothing and Sony. Which are not actual. But it surely’s Friday, so it is okay.
So, what are the Execs and Cons of Nothing’s and Sony’s micro-phones?
Earlier than I get to the purpose of how AI may truly assist to get this prototype out of fantasy land and into the true world, let’s focus on what are the positives and negatives of a cellphone this petite:
Execs of a bite-sized smartphone:
- Portability (duh!): Probably the most obvious benefit can be its distinctive portability. A tool that matches simply into a big pockets, tiny pocket, or small purse can be extremely handy for folks on the go. Additionally, it’ll be extraordinarily light-weight!
- Minimalism: For these looking for to declutter their lives and decrease distractions, a smaller system with restricted display actual property may encourage much less time spent scrolling and extra engagement with the world round them.
- Modern design: Each prototypes are cute. Making a cellphone this small would push the boundaries of present know-how, doubtlessly resulting in improvements in miniaturization that might profit different gadgets and industries.
Cons of a bite-sized smartphone:
- Restricted performance: The small dimension would severely prohibit the cellphone’s capabilities, particularly when it comes to display dimension for apps, internet looking, video streaming, and gaming. Enter strategies (like typing on a tiny display) would even be difficult.
- Battery life: Miniaturization may considerably affect battery dimension and, by extension, battery life. A smaller system would possibly wrestle to energy via a full day on a single cost, given in the present day’s utilization patterns. The one answer here’s a battery revolution.
- Sturdiness and ergonomics: The system’s small, skinny profile may make it extra inclined to wreck from bending or dropping. Moreover, holding and utilizing such a small system could possibly be uncomfortable or impractical for a lot of customers.
AI’s function in all of this

I am not going to call names, however there is not a scarcity of people that contemplate the entire AI craze within the final yr or so to be a petty cover-up by manufacturers and cellphone producers.
If I used to be a conspiracy principle aficionado, I might say that the AI craze is simply an try to attract consideration away from the widespread perception that smartphones have plateaued. In any case, new cellphone fashions have nothing that groundbreaking to supply with launch cycles this usually.
So, is there a approach to get one thing helpful out of this AI factor? Sure, on the very least, it may flip these micro-phones into the true deal.
Why? Effectively, in a nutshell, as a result of we’re not going to make use of apps in telephones within the close to future.
Hey, that is not me, nor my conspiracy principle alter-ego saying it, that is what Deutsche Telekom CEO Tim Hoettges stated in a keynote presentation on the MWC tech convention in Barcelona:
I can inform you that in 5–10 years from now, no person from us will use apps anymore.
Deutsche Telekom (that’s T-Cell‘s largest shareholder) stated the idea system, referred to as “T-phone“, may have an app-free consumer interface developed in collaboration with companions Qualcomm and Mind.ai.
The “T-Telephone” (not T-Bone) will depend on synthetic intelligence quite than customary apps to deal with customers’ particular wants.
“Like a concierge, the assistant understands your objectives and takes care of the small print”, claims the corporate, and says the cellphone will have the ability to ebook you a flight just by voice command.
Again to actuality
Again to life, again to actuality. Till the battery revolution occurs, it is not lifelike that such a micro-phone goes to come back to life.
Additionally, there are numerous inconveniences which can be to be addressed. Like, because the consumer ECPirate37 commented on the information about T-Cell‘s app-less cellphone:
So how will AI play Sweet Crush for me?
Other than that, good luck making an attempt to edit photographs on such a small show. Or get round with Google (or Apple) Maps. Or have an satisfactory digicam setup. Or good audio system. Or vital sensors inside. And way more.
However… in any case these minor hiccups are sorted out, it’ll be wonderful. Lastly: a approach to put your keys, pockets, cellphone, half of Yugoslavia and a tank, all in the identical pocket!
The small cellphone crowd will go nuts.
If AI can drive a daily 6-inch cellphone, it ought to feasibly have the ability to function a 2-inch pocket rocket as nicely!